I have T-shirts available. In a real shop...

Boredom Is When You're Not Learning - JPB

I marched on the Dail, and all I got was this lousy Taoiseach

The former is a quote from my late brother, Jonathan.
You can hear it in context here:
The latter, I made up all by myself.

If you'd like a T-shirt, they are available in:
E2 Music,
College Green,
Dublin 2

Or you can order online by e-mailing €15 via PayPal to:
AbieLaughs [at] Gmail [dot] com
(Price includes worldwide postage)